2003 RTC Awards
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Oh, oh … and I forgot chasing after non-custodial parents who will go to great lengths not to pay their child support! __ /7__/7__/7__ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::… http://www.cupcaked.com/reviews (…and leave off the "potatoes" to e-mail)
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>BP is now 123 over 74. Recent blood tests: Cholesterol total = 119, HgA1c >= 4.5 Triglycerides = 84…. and I am not taking ANY prescription >medicines. None. Nada. Zilch. All other test results are within normal >ranges.
Very nice. Call me when you are no longer morbidly obese. The Not So Fine Art Of Google http://makeashorterlink.com/?E29A321E6
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> RTCs Most Frequent Cruisers – Arlene, Ermalee, Jean O’Boyle, Howie and > Eileen > If you have to be associated with something, this is a great spot to be on >this list. > Arlene <—planning 2005
Amen to that. Ermalee <—with tiara slightly atilt 
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After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to announce the following award winners for 2003. RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her) The People All RTC Wants To Meet – Odysseus, Linsifer The Poster We Miss the most – Tom Gauldin Posters We Would Never Miss – Sue Mullen, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer Most Helpful Posters – Thomas Smith, Diana Ball RTCs Biggest Smarty Pants – Eileen McDonald, Lee Schwartzberg RTCs Worst Spammer by a Commercial Website – Cruisemates RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Female – Pam "Lunyma" RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Male – Mr. Tractor RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda Most Creative Punctuation – Steve in FLL (Web TV Division) Most Creative Punctuation – Ken G (AOL Division) Most Creative Punctuation – Suzette Whitfield (PC Division) RTCs Queen Of The Newsgroup – Ermalee RTCs Closet Queen Of The Newsgroup – Howard Garland Worst Troll Feeders – Mike Cordelli, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer RTCs Spammer of the Year – Ray Goldenberg the Teflon TA RTCs Most Helpful TA – Cal Ford RTCs Silliest Group – Sue Whitfield’s Viking Cruise RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla RTCs Most Obnoxious TA – Peter Berlin RTCs Biggest Snob - Wolfgang Petrusch (TA division) RTC’s Biggest Snob – Howard (I’ve been on 41 cruises)Garland The RTC Award for Most Holiday Cruises – Diana Ball, Lee Lindquist RTC People Who Should Post More Often – Lee Lindquist, Muffin, Becca, Ernest Roller HAL’s Biggest Fan(s) – Dick and Danni Goldhaber Celebrity’s Biggest Fans – Babette, Tom Kanitra Princess Biggest Fan – Lee Lindquist RTC Poster Who is Most Likely Senile – Dick Goldhaber RTCs Oddest Couple – Howard and Eileen RTCs Resident Curmudgeon – Charles RTCs Most Boring Poster – Benjamin Smith RTCs Resident Carnival Basher – Tom Kinitra Poster who needs Hormone Replacement Therapy – Eileen McDonald RTCs Best Mystery – The reason for Cupcakes early retirement RTCs Person Most in Need of a Life – Paul Slinski RTCs Resident Computer Geek – Lloyd RTCs Cheapest Tipper – Elliot Shapiro Most Political Poster – Chris RTCs Funniest Hat – Dennis Harris RTCs Biggest Horse’s Ass – Chuck K. RTCs Award for most Questions asked – Ali’s Daddy RTCs best signature line – Mason Barge RTCs Most Frequent Cruisers – Arlene, Ermalee, Jean O’Boyle, Howie and Eileen
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First, who is it that did this? It’s kind of fun 
Just YI though, rtc.org is the website for "Religious Technology Center". Which is affiliated with the Church of Scientology. Rather interesting page actually | | RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her) Maybe someday I can win this one since I am an aspiring comedian. | | RTCs Biggest Smarty Pants – Eileen McDonald, Lee Schwartzberg <waves hands> Once I get more comfortable with people here, I’ll be this for sure lol. | | RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda | I could be considered the most coinfused, or at the very least, the poster that tend to do the most confusing lol | | RTCs Queen Of The Newsgroup – Ermalee Hmmm, maybe I should go for this one… But the swimsuit competition would get me. | | Worst Troll Feeders – Mike Cordelli, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer <sigh> I will definitely be here next year. I can be so naive sometimes. | | RTC’s Biggest Snob – Howard (I’ve been on 41 cruises)Garland LOL I don’t think he seems snobby at all. If anything, I would say he is a bit obsessed. Which, I can relate to. | | RTCs Person Most in Need of a Life – Paul Slinski ohhh. Hope I dont ever get accused of this (although it is true sometimes lol) | | RTCs Cheapest Tipper – Elliot Shapiro hmmm. I *might* be like this, so Elliot might have competition. | | RTCs Biggest Horse’s Ass – Chuck K. <hides from the "committee"> | | RTCs Award for most Questions asked – Ali’s Daddy YAY me! But thats just because I NEVER shut up lol. Hmm. Maybe this time next year, with at least 2 cruises under my belt, I will be abel to *answer* questions. — LES! To send me an email, please remove Your Hat
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Word!
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> After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to > announce the following award winners for 2003. > Most Helpful Posters – Thomas Smith, Diana Ball
Well, at least I didn’t make troll of the year Tom Smith
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Howie… you’re a man of many "words". –Tom – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Word!
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In accepting this "Rekkie" award, I’d like to than my mom and dad, my wife and kids, the committee, the academy, my producer, my director, my co-stars, my TAs, my friends, my… –Tom – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to > announce the following award winners for 2003. > RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her) > The People All RTC Wants To Meet – Odysseus, Linsifer > The Poster We Miss the most – Tom Gauldin > Posters We Would Never Miss – Sue Mullen, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer > Most Helpful Posters – Thomas Smith, Diana Ball > RTCs Biggest Smarty Pants – Eileen McDonald, Lee Schwartzberg > RTCs Worst Spammer by a Commercial Website – Cruisemates > RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Female – Pam "Lunyma" > RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Male – Mr. Tractor > RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda > Most Creative Punctuation – Steve in FLL (Web TV Division) > Most Creative Punctuation – Ken G (AOL Division) > Most Creative Punctuation – Suzette Whitfield (PC Division) > RTCs Queen Of The Newsgroup – Ermalee > RTCs Closet Queen Of The Newsgroup – Howard Garland > Worst Troll Feeders – Mike Cordelli, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer > RTCs Spammer of the Year – Ray Goldenberg the Teflon TA > RTCs Most Helpful TA – Cal Ford > RTCs Silliest Group – Sue Whitfield’s Viking Cruise > RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla > RTCs Most Obnoxious TA – Peter Berlin > RTCs Biggest Snob - Wolfgang Petrusch (TA division) > RTC’s Biggest Snob – Howard (I’ve been on 41 cruises)Garland > The RTC Award for Most Holiday Cruises – Diana Ball, Lee Lindquist > RTC People Who Should Post More Often – Lee Lindquist, Muffin, Becca, Ernest > Roller > HAL’s Biggest Fan(s) – Dick and Danni Goldhaber > Celebrity’s Biggest Fans – Babette, Tom Kanitra > Princess Biggest Fan – Lee Lindquist > RTC Poster Who is Most Likely Senile – Dick Goldhaber > RTCs Oddest Couple – Howard and Eileen > RTCs Resident Curmudgeon – Charles > RTCs Most Boring Poster – Benjamin Smith > RTCs Resident Carnival Basher – Tom Kinitra > Poster who needs Hormone Replacement Therapy – Eileen McDonald > RTCs Best Mystery – The reason for Cupcakes early retirement > RTCs Person Most in Need of a Life – Paul Slinski > RTCs Resident Computer Geek – Lloyd > RTCs Cheapest Tipper – Elliot Shapiro > Most Political Poster – Chris > RTCs Funniest Hat – Dennis Harris > RTCs Biggest Horse’s Ass – Chuck K. > RTCs Award for most Questions asked – Ali’s Daddy > RTCs best signature line – Mason Barge > RTCs Most Frequent Cruisers – Arlene, Ermalee, Jean O’Boyle, Howie and > Eileen
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SUNNY Congratulations on your promotion !!! From most confused poster to most amusing. Hope the award comes with a new boa & tiara. Florence
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> SUNNY > Congratulations on your promotion !!! > From most confused poster to most amusing. > Hope the award comes with a new boa & tiara. > Florence
Don’t forget the silver slippers, Florence! –Jean
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>After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to >announce the following award winners for 2003. >RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her)
Preferably at her. >RTCs Biggest Smarty Pants – Eileen McDonald
Reclassification; "Dummy Pants". Hell, she married Howie. >RTCs Worst Spammer by a Commercial Website – Cruisemates
Works for me. >RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Female – Pam "Lunyma"
Let’s not forget Becca! >RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda
Confused? 11 times? >RTCs Closet Queen Of The Newsgroup – Howard Garland
It’s been a tough year for Howie and now this. >Worst Troll Feeders – Mike Cordelli, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer
Goldhaber? Does anyone really read this idiot? >RTCs Spammer of the Year – Ray Goldenberg the Teflon TA
Excuse me, that’s not spam. It’s very vital information. http://tinyurl.com/2gmss >RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla
Hey, he’s down to 270 and claiming he is healthier than a gorilla after mating season. >RTC’s Biggest Snob – Howard (I’ve been on 41 cruises)Garland
On a perfesser’s salary too. Someone killed the proverbial Golden Goose in the Garland household. >RTC Poster Who is Most Likely Senile – Dick Goldhaber
Death is near. Long live dick. >RTCs Oddest Couple – Howard and Eileen Garland
You don’t understand "virtual swingers". Howie posts sex notes to female RTCers. Eileen watches. Howie entices. They do a virtual sex dance on RTC. Sorta a 3some thing without, well, screwing. >RTCs Resident Curmudgeon – Charles
Charles is OK. His idea of fun is to mount a new role of toilet paper. >RTCs Most Boring Poster – Benjamin Smith
Ben’s not boring, he’s, uh, he’s ,uh, he’s consistent. He wants dance floors, he wants better layouts (??), he wants.. OK, he’s not Mr. Excitement. >Poster who needs Hormone Replacement Therapy – Eileen McDonald
HRT? Won’t work. First, one must have REAL sex. http://www.vul-pain.dircon.co.uk/html/sex.htm >RTCs Best Mystery – The reason for Cupcakes early retirement
Maybe there is a mystery, maybe there is not. Either way, it’s of no nevermind to anyone except Karens. After being a PO and in public (crappy) service for decades, she deserves her time gone. I wonder how many of you understand the danger, the pressure, the scum she has had to deal with. Felons of the worst kind, molesters, violent morons, long hours, tons of paperwork, sitting in courts endlessly, seeing scum go free, and scum come back again. Never once on RTC have I seen anyone appreciate Karens for the work she has accomplished. Rarely does she talk about it; never has to me on email either. I honestly don’t care why she retired, I am glad as hell she finally did. >RTCs Award for most Questions asked – Ali’s Daddy
He ought to get an award simply for putting up with me. Brave young man. Good fortune to him. The Not So Fine Art Of Google http://makeashorterlink.com/?E29A321E6
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>Word!
Scrabble! The Not So Fine Art Of Google http://makeashorterlink.com/?E29A321E6
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>SUNNY >Congratulations on your promotion !!! >From most confused poster to most amusing.
One in the same. Think Curly of The 3 Stooges. The Not So Fine Art Of Google http://makeashorterlink.com/?E29A321E6
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congrats to all the winners! hmmm, wonder what I have to do for next year! — Sheree – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> SUNNY > Congratulations on your promotion !!! > From most confused poster to most amusing. > Hope the award comes with a new boa & tiara. > Florence
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>SUNNY >Congratulations on your promotion !!! >From most confused poster to most amusing. >Hope the award comes with a new boa & tiara. >Florence
I agree with congrats to Sunny, and she’s welcome to a new boa, just as long as she isn’t reaching out for MY tiara! Ermalee <—will wearing it proudly on the GGC <g> http://www.ggc2004.com
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> RTCs Most Frequent Cruisers – Arlene, Ermalee, Jean O’Boyle, Howie and > Eileen
If you have to be associated with something, this is a great spot to be on this list. Arlene <—planning 2005
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>In accepting this "Rekkie" award, I’d like to than my mom and dad, my >wife and kids, the committee, the academy, my producer, my director, my
Gee Tom,, I wonder what this award will look like a Cruise Ship on the top.. with a pc under it.. Hmmm we need peter bugda to design one ^^ Trying to keep my Creati/e Puncuation to live up to this award! I already know the VIking Group is a crazy bunch !! and oh the things we are planning next year… a man dressed in a diaper and a Baby Huey bonnet being Pushed around the ship.. Should be funny… and Hey President Bush will be with us again! Susette Join us on our Annual Group Cruise 04Dec04 Jewel of the Seas! Check out our website: www.cruiseoutlets.com
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Brenda Congratultions!! With great reluctance I hand over to you my most coveted award of the Most Confused Poster. For the past three years I have enjoyed owning it. It covers a multitude of things.Being confused and not having to say "I’m sorry" is one of the biggies. Enjoy it and keep it safe. Who knows, I might win it back. purchase a new boa S’nd I
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I nominate you for the best thank you speech, Tom. Eileen – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > In accepting this "Rekkie" award, I’d like to than my mom and dad, my > wife and kids, the committee, the academy, my producer, my director, my > co-stars, my TAs, my friends, my… > –Tom >After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to >announce the following award winners for 2003. >RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her) >The People All RTC Wants To Meet – Odysseus, Linsifer >The Poster We Miss the most – Tom Gauldin >Posters We Would Never Miss – Sue Mullen, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer >Most Helpful Posters – Thomas Smith, Diana Ball >RTCs Biggest Smarty Pants – Eileen McDonald, Lee Schwartzberg >RTCs Worst Spammer by a Commercial Website – Cruisemates >RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Female – Pam "Lunyma" >RTCs Most Likely to be Drunk, Male – Mr. Tractor >RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda >Most Creative Punctuation – Steve in FLL (Web TV Division) >Most Creative Punctuation – Ken G (AOL Division) >Most Creative Punctuation – Suzette Whitfield (PC Division) >RTCs Queen Of The Newsgroup – Ermalee >RTCs Closet Queen Of The Newsgroup – Howard Garland >Worst Troll Feeders – Mike Cordelli, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer >RTCs Spammer of the Year – Ray Goldenberg the Teflon TA >RTCs Most Helpful TA – Cal Ford >RTCs Silliest Group – Sue Whitfield’s Viking Cruise >RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla >RTCs Most Obnoxious TA – Peter Berlin >RTCs Biggest Snob - Wolfgang Petrusch (TA division) >RTC’s Biggest Snob – Howard (I’ve been on 41 cruises)Garland >The RTC Award for Most Holiday Cruises – Diana Ball, Lee Lindquist >RTC People Who Should Post More Often – Lee Lindquist, Muffin, Becca, Ernest >Roller >HAL’s Biggest Fan(s) – Dick and Danni Goldhaber >Celebrity’s Biggest Fans – Babette, Tom Kanitra >Princess Biggest Fan – Lee Lindquist >RTC Poster Who is Most Likely Senile – Dick Goldhaber >RTCs Oddest Couple – Howard and Eileen >RTCs Resident Curmudgeon – Charles >RTCs Most Boring Poster – Benjamin Smith >RTCs Resident Carnival Basher – Tom Kinitra >Poster who needs Hormone Replacement Therapy – Eileen McDonald >RTCs Best Mystery – The reason for Cupcakes early retirement >RTCs Person Most in Need of a Life – Paul Slinski >RTCs Resident Computer Geek – Lloyd >RTCs Cheapest Tipper – Elliot Shapiro >Most Political Poster – Chris >RTCs Funniest Hat – Dennis Harris >RTCs Biggest Horse’s Ass – Chuck K. >RTCs Award for most Questions asked – Ali’s Daddy >RTCs best signature line – Mason Barge >RTCs Most Frequent Cruisers – Arlene, Ermalee, Jean O’Boyle, Howie and >Eileen
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> >RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla > Hey, he’s down to 270 and claiming he is healthier than a gorilla > after mating season.
Slight correction. I am now healthier than a gorilla DURING mating season. <vbg> BP is now 123 over 74. Recent blood tests: Cholesterol total = 119, HgA1c = 4.5 Triglycerides = 84…. and I am not taking ANY prescription medicines. None. Nada. Zilch. All other test results are within normal ranges. — George in PA http://www.countryside-travel.com Norwegian Dawn http://www.cruisemaster.com/dawn.htm Sleazy 3 – Carnival Conquest http://www.cruisemaster.com/sleazy3.htm The Mother of All Group Cruises http://www.motherofallgroupcruises.com
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>RTCs Fattest Travel Agent – George (Fat Ass) Leppla >Hey, he’s down to 270 and claiming he is healthier than a gorilla >after mating season. > Slight correction. I am now healthier than a gorilla DURING mating season. > <vbg> > BP is now 123 over 74. Recent blood tests: Cholesterol total = 119, HgA1c > = 4.5 Triglycerides = 84…. and I am not taking ANY prescription > medicines. None. Nada. Zilch. All other test results are within normal > ranges.
George, This is so wonderful to hear, I am very happy for you and hope that all continues to go well in the future. sue – The poster who would never be missed
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>Most Creative Punctuation – Steve in FLL >(Web TV Division)
Why Thank You!? Thank you Very Much!! ;-} I accept this award, knowing full well that it is deserved!!! <vbg> >I think!?!
Steve<—-hasn’t won anything in Years!!!!! >I wonder why???
<;-p… Steve in FLL Life is short. Make fun of it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->2003 http://www.cruisemaster.com/sleazy3.htm >2004 http://www.motherofallgroupcruises
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->RTCs Best Mystery – The reason for Cupcakes early retirement >Maybe there is a mystery, maybe there is not. Either way, it’s of no >nevermind to anyone except Karens. After being a PO and in public >(crappy) service for decades, she deserves her time gone. >I wonder how many of you understand the danger, the pressure, the scum >she has had to deal with. Felons of the worst kind, molesters, violent >morons, long hours, tons of paperwork, sitting in courts endlessly, >seeing scum go free, and scum come back again. >Never once on RTC have I seen anyone appreciate Karens for the work >she has accomplished. Rarely does she talk about it; never has to me >on email either. >I honestly don’t care why she retired, I am glad as hell she finally >did.
Actually, it happened like this: The scene: February 25, 2003. One day after my fifty-fifth birthday and after more than twenty five years of service (in other words, I am finally eligible for retirement … twenty five years of service, at least fifty five years old) Hans: "Hey, if you wanna go, it’s okay with me. We can do it, financially, if you want to retire." Karen: "Yessss!" Even though I was in management in Civil court when I retired ( a perk of long years of service and a job well done), I certainly saw and heard more things that were upsetting, disturbing and outrageous during the time I was a probation officer and during the time I supervised probation officers who supervised felons of the worst kind. I’m talking child molesters, spousal abusers and drug users. Some may ask why I stayed, why I did this job. I say " somebody has to." Let me give you an example of what I used to do for a living (many of you can move on to the next post if you’ve ever read what I’ve written in the past about my job): I would guess that many of you have prepared reports of one kind or another in your line of work. Have you ever had to review autopsy notes and photos before you wrote up your report? I didn’t think so. When was the last time, during the daily course of your day, have you had to oversee a visitation session between a father and the son he *didn’t* murder? How many mornings before lunch have you had to do an in-depth interview with an eight year old girl about her father’s sexual abuse beginning since before she was even old enough to be verbal? Of course, it’s more difficult now because she doesn’t speak at all these days. She doesn’t smile, either. I’m an animal lover, that’s no secret. Just don’t ask me again to sit across my desk from a thirty-two year old man who clubs puppies to death or burns the fur off cats. Or a bunch of teenaged boys who tied a neigbor’s pet dog to a railroad track. Recently, it was a twelve year old who put all his goldfish in the freezer…alive. Once, years ago, a kid in junior high school "enjoyed" removing turtles from their shells while still alive. Do a home visit with an obviously very bright young woman and talk with her about possibley going on to finish high school and maybe think about a few college course, only to get a phone call the following week from her teenage daughter, informing you she has been stabbed to death by her violent boyfriend, the one she went to court to obtain a restraining order against. Sit across from a hospital worker who is about to give test results to a client of yours. She trusted you enough to want you to come with her to hear whether she was HIV positive or not. She was. Even the stuff that makes me smile sometimes, like having to keep two sets of handcuffs in my desk at work, or assigning someone to monitor the urine testing log and the testing room (would YOU like that job?) So, now…. the progression of posting will be "well, why didn’t you just quit?’ or "get another job"? Do YOU want to do it? No, I didn’t think so. So, yes, the burnout factor had a LOT do with it. So did my health. (Thank you, M., for giving me the chance to tell that anonymous poster what he/she was so interested in about my career with the judiciary.) __ /7__/7__/7__ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::… http://www.cupcaked.com/reviews (…and leave off the "potatoes" to e-mail)
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>After long and careful consideration, the RTC Awards Committee is pleased to >announce the following award winners for 2003. >RTCs Most Amusing Poster – Sunny (you can laugh with her/at her)
More at her than with her >The People All RTC Wants To Meet – Odysseus, Linsifer
Yes, that’s true. >The Poster We Miss the most – Tom Gauldin
Um, nope. >Posters We Would Never Miss – Sue Mullen, Dick Goldhaber, Karen Segboer
Not me, baby. I’m stayin’ RIGHT here >Most Helpful Posters – Thomas Smith, Diana Ball
Agreed. >RTCs Most Confused Poster – Brenda
And she had to do a lot to take that award over from the past winner. >Most Creative Punctuation – Steve in FLL (Web TV Division) >Most Creative Punctuation – Ken G (AOL Division) >Most Creative Punctuation – Suzette Whitfield (PC Division)
Yes, but they’re very enthusiastic about it! >RTCs Queen Of The Newsgroup – Ermalee >RTCs Closet Queen Of The Newsgroup – Howard Garland
Yes, yes, yesss! >RTCs Oddest Couple – Howard and Eileen
Oh, my … yes >RTCs Resident Curmudgeon – Charles
Maybe I’m getting used to Charles. >RTCs Funniest Hat – Dennis Harris
LOL! __ /7__/7__/7__ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::… http://www.cupcaked.com/reviews (…and leave off the "potatoes" to e-mail)
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